Old People Love Coleslaw
Old People Love Coleslaw.
Seriously.
They really do!
And why is this?
I mean, who thought marrying cabbage and mayonnaise was a good idea?
Wait…probably some old person with old lottery tickets and nothing in the refrigerator… “Uh…uh… You hungry, Sally? Looks like I have half a jar of mayonnaise and some cabbage. I’ll whip up somethin’ real special.”
And look what it’s done to the poor carrot– such a reputable vegetable, but its inclusion in such a disaster just lessens its value… You know, kind of like putting a bumper sticker that reads “My kid made the junior high honor roll!” on a fancy car. Such a fucking waste.
