Deck the Halls!
Did you see this crap on Larry King last night?
It was so painful, I played a little game while watching…
Every time the lazy-eyed Spice Girl mentioned her hot-throb hubby,
“David Beckham” I took a drink. Needless to say, I was wasted when the interview (finally) ended.
[’Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!]