VH1, Boat Shows & Whores
I’m devastated about Megan Wants A Millionaire/Murderer. (Obvi.)
NOTE: Canadians don’t kill people, VH1 so you can bring the show back.
And this may be slightly inappropriate slash cruel considering… [and I’m OK with that], but SOMEONE please tell me how this lady was a “model”?
Um… a hand model, MAYBE. (MAYBE.) Kind of reminds me of that lady on Big Brother who claimed to be a model. [See below] The only kind of modeling she probably ever did was at a boat show. And everybody knows that a “model” at boat shows is just a fancier way of saying prostitute. Kind of like when men say they’re “bisexual”. Um… yeah, sure you are, ballet-dancer Billy. “Bi” or “curiosity” is man-code for homo.
